Top 11 Proposed Names for the Impending Attack on Iraq:
11. Operation Enduring Scapegoat.
10. Operation Obliterate Iraq's Oil Infrastructure So That Dick Cheney's Halliburton Can Rebuild It At A Huge Profit, Like After The Last War With Iraq.
9. Operation Belated Father's Day Gift.
8. Operation Because I Said So.
7. Operation We Couldn't Find bin Laden.
6. Operation Personal Vendetta.
5. Operation George Oilwell.
4. Operation Speaker Delay.
3. Operation Enron Amnesia.
2. Operation Desert Shrub.
1. Operation Just (Be) Cause.